12.20.2008

i hope teen vogue now knows she is not god's gift to fashion

Kira Plastinina.
We all know the story. She's 16 years old, daddy's a Russian mogul, he sees her little sketches, says "Hey, I'm rich! Let's make you some stores across the world selling disgusting and overpriced clothing. Oh look, here's Teen Vogue on the phone. They want to do 48 features about how fantastic you are."

And she proceeds to take over the world, making clothes like this:


Cute.

But alas, even dairy and orange juice heiresses like Kira can't always get what they want. Kira's USA stores will all be closing in late December because of bankruptcy..

I don't want to say I'm glad, that's just mean, but...
by sophie around 7:02 PM

13 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 20, 2008 at 8:53 PM

    eww, I will say I am glad haha ;)

    ReplyDelete
  2. whateveryouwantittosayDecember 20, 2008 at 9:02 PM

    l to r: ew, ew, ew, mmmmmaybe, worn just right.

    ReplyDelete
  3. DemiDecember 21, 2008 at 4:50 AM

    thank you very much :)
    and I don't think its fair that just because you're rich you should have it easier in life. If you want something work hard for it! Don't just rely on daddy's money!!
    you make a very good point honey!
    xx

    ReplyDelete
  4. The Stylish WandererDecember 21, 2008 at 10:29 AM

    oh god youre funny.

    thank the lord she is leaving. I HATED her stores frilly pink Kira Plastinia or whatever, on the front of them. THey scared the bajeesus out of me.

    BTW love your header!

    ReplyDelete
  5. DemiDecember 21, 2008 at 2:00 PM

    hope you have a good christmas and new year honey!!
    xx

    ReplyDelete
  6. EmmaDecember 21, 2008 at 5:53 PM

    bleghhhh! just because your an heiress does not mean you should be designing clothes.

    ReplyDelete
  7. SophiaDecember 21, 2008 at 8:24 PM

    i'm glad too, i'm not afraid to say it. teenvogue plasters her on every other page, and it annoys me to no end !

    ReplyDelete
  8. TheShoeGirlDecember 21, 2008 at 10:18 PM

    BUWA-HA HA HA HA

    ReplyDelete
  9. the assistantDecember 22, 2008 at 5:45 PM

    hmm paybacks for thinking because you are rich you have fashion abilities WRONG!!

    ReplyDelete
  10. TinsleyDecember 22, 2008 at 7:16 PM

    it just goes to show that you need rich parents to be big... i cant believe teen vogue featured her
    its one thing if she started from scratch but everything was already done for her!

    ReplyDelete
  11. AnonymousDecember 28, 2008 at 9:36 PM

    I'm sorry.
    I honestly love the clothing that is sold in the New York Store of Kira Plastinina...
    I didn't think it was overpriced because I bought a beautiful white sweater for only 48$ and not on sale.

    Though her designs are basic and not clever, her store looks super-cool and the staff there are wonderful.

    Kira's clothing is not what I call amazing fashion but they are great everyday pieces. And discrediting her work just because she has a rich father is a terrible thing to do.

    ReplyDelete
  12. sophieDecember 28, 2008 at 9:43 PM

    Anonymous- Everyone has their own opinions and I respect yours.

    ReplyDelete
  13. AnonymousJanuary 16, 2009 at 7:23 PM

    Yes I agree..Kira's designs are tragic.

    ReplyDelete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)