I was looking at urbanoutfitters.com for possible Week's Worth of Outfits clothes, when I stumbled upon this atrocious...monster.
What is this? Tell me what this is...oh, let's check the description:
Soft knit convertible harem pants cut in a loose and relaxed easy fit with a dropped rise and wide leg trimmed with a cinched cuff. Can be worn as a tube top onesy or folded over as classic Hammer-Don't-Hurt-Em harem pants.
Of course...a tube top onesie or classic Hammer-Don't-Hurt-Em harem pants. Why didn't I think of that before? HAREM PANTS? HAVE WE NOT SEEN THOSE SINCE ALADDIN?!?! I just can't understand this piece of clothing...